Crafted Seasonal Cocktails $13

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Pulp Fiction

LEMONADE BAR

"That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten."

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Made with Vodka

(but can be substituted with any clear liquor, or be made as a mocktail)

CHOOSE YOUR FLAVOR

Peach

Strawberry

Dragonfruit

Mango

Original

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Our Lips Are Sealed

TEA BAR

"Attention! Attention everyone! We're part of the witness protection program!"

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Made with Green or Regular Tea (your pick) and Vodka

(but can be substituted with any clear liquor, or be made as a mocktail)

CHOOSE YOUR FLAVOR

Peach

Strawberry

Dragonfruit

Mango

Original

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George of the Jungle

RUM

"George not even trying hard."

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COCONUT "LYLE" DAIQUIRI

​Smooth, sly, and a little too charming for his own good — the Coconut Lyle Daiquiri is island mischief in a glass. Creamy coconut, bright lime, and a healthy pour of rum come together like a polished croc in a linen suit: cool on the surface, wild underneath. It's sweet, slick, and knows exactly what it's doing. Sip carefully — Lyle’s always got a trick up his sleeve.

 

APE'S BANANAS FOSTER

Refined, clever, and just a little indulgent — this one’s straight from the top of the jungle social ladder. Ape’s Banana Fosters is where old-school elegance meets dessert-in-a-glass decadence. Think caramelized banana, warm vanilla, a deep hit of aged rum, and just enough spice to keep things interesting. Smooth like jazz, rich like jungle royalty — it’s the kind of drink that knows all the right words in all the right languages.

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TOOKIE TOOKIE (formerly the MUSHU-TINI)

You loved it so much we decided to keep it around a little longer, but with a different name so it could fit this category (plus, who doesn't want to say, "Tookie Tookie"?) Spiced white rum and elderflower meet dragonfruit to make a delightfully sassy martini style cocktail. 

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GEORGE'S TROPICAL SMASH

"George! Watch out for that...!"

Easygoing and full of good vibes, George’s Tropical Smash is a smooth island escape in a glass. Pineapple and fresh orange bring the sunshine, while a splash of rum keeps things just wild enough. It’s bright, tropical, and as effortlessly fun as George himself — simple, sweet, and always up for a good time.

 

​THE STANHOPE MOJITO PITCHER

$52

"Well, we are perfectly normal, I assure you. In an exceptional way, of course."

Classic, crisp, and just the right amount of extra — Stanhope’s Mojito Pitcher is a jungle-sized pour of fresh mint, lime, and rum built to share (or not). Light, refreshing, and effortlessly refined, this pitcher serves four and brings serious cool to the canopy. It's the kind of drink that shows up in pressed khakis and still knows how to party.

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The Sandlot

TEQUILA

"Da da da da da da da, Tequilaaaaa" (Yes, we chose this movie because of the song)

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YEAH YEAH

Big flavor. Bigger personality. The Yeah-Yeah is a blackberry oregano margarita that hits sweet, herbal, and just a little wild — like a backyard legend with something to prove. Fresh muddled blackberries, tequila, a squeeze of lemon, and a whisper of oregano bring the unexpected twist, but somehow it all works — yeah-yeah, it really does.​

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'TEQUILA' ME, SMALLS!​

A sun‑bright riff on the Negroni: crisp silver tequila laced with island‑spiced falernum and bone‑dry vermouth. Zesty, lightly sweet, and just a bit mischievous — an out‑of‑the‑park sipper for grown‑up sandlot legends

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THE GREAT 'HAM'BINO​

Larger than life and full of swagger — this one hits like a backyard home run. A Mexican martini made with silver tequila, orange liqueur, fresh lime, and just a dash of olive brine. Shaken, served up with a salted rim and olive. It’s a margarita all grown up, just like The Great "Ham"bino himself. Legends never die.

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Independence Day

BOURBON

"Welcome to Earth!"

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CAPTAIN STEVE HILLER

Smooth but ready for impact, this peach bourbon sour blends ripe summer peach, bold bourbon, and a hit of fresh citrus. Bright, punchy, and cool under pressure. “Maybe I’ll leave this here with you.” (But good luck prying it from anyone’s hands.)

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DR. LEVINSON

"He wasn't the president, yet!"

Cerebral, grounded, yet unexpectedly bold enough to maybe punch a prospective president — just like the man who saved the world with a laptop and a plan. This Sazerac twist layers deep bourbon warmth with bright, aromatic anise, giving it a subtle edge that sneaks up on you. It’s the calm before the countdown, and the spark right after.

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GoldenEye

SCOTCH

Bond has his martinis, but we imagine M keeps the Scotch nearby.

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007

Shaken, spiced, and dressed to kill. This scotch cocktail is herbaceous and unexpected — think smoky intrigue with a whisper of oregano and cardamom, all smoothed into a frothy, silken finish. Served up and dangerously refined. For your eyes only.

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Four Weddings and a Funeral

GIN

Don't worry about the fourth wedding or the funeral.

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WEDDING ONE

Effervescent and full of promise, just like the first “I do.” This lavender gin fizz is soft, floral, and just a little cheeky, with a smooth egg-white finish that feels like morning-after confetti. Served neat, because nothing about the day, or the night, goes quite as planned.

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WEDDING TWO

Sharp suits, sharper glances. This martini walks the aisle between dry and dirty: feta-washed gin, cracked black pepper, and a bold olive and boozy onion garnish. Savory, serious, and stirred with tension. Like Wedding Two itself, it’s elegant on the surface, and brimming with unresolved feelings underneath.

 

WEDDING THREE

A perfect day…until it isn’t. This cucumber oregano gin martini is crisp and composed, but the prosecco float hints at emotions bubbling just beneath the surface. Herbaceous, refreshing, and just a bit bittersweet — like watching someone say “I do” when you know they shouldn’t.

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